So I packed all my shit up a month ago to move to Myrtle Beach and decided I'd be "new age" and find a male roommate. I posted an ad on Craigslist and then Ricky shows up. Ricky is a bartender that works at night and sleeps all day. That's fine. Everyone has to work and sleep sometime, but I swear this is the laziest fucker I've ever met!
I get off work today, wanting to come home, throw on my sweats, and be lazy because work was disasterous, and what do I find? Not one, but TWO girls, laying half naked on the pullout couch in MY living room! Okay so then I go into the kitchen only to find a bag of tortilla chips spilled all over the counter with little droppings of salsa on the floor and dripping down the side of my cabinets. Someone's bra is hanging on the fridge handle and there is a lipstick kiss mark on To-do list that I put on the table before work. Not cool! I go down the hall towards Ricky's room and stop halfway there because I hear noises that I only hear in porns going on from that direction. WTF does this guy do when he gets off--pick up every stray hoe left in his bar?
I realize that I can be a little OCD and I may be a little uptight at times, but really... what would you do?
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