I finally made a friend at work. Her name is Millie and she is the admin assistant for our IT Manager. Millie is a few years older than me, has a 2 year old little girl, and knows ALL the office gossip! She informed me today that Ted, VP of Marketing, who is MARRIED, is sleeping with Donna in HR. Seriously, she works in the HR department? How scandelous can you get? Ted is not even cute! What's wrong with this Donna woman? Number one NEVER mess with a married man! Number two, never mess with an UGLY married man! Seriously... this woman must need counseling! I never understood why woman go after these loser guys. I might have high standards, and stay single A LOT, but at least I don't have all this mental baggage to deal with. So you wonder what my standards are, here's my list:
1. Can not be married or dating another woman... or man in some cases
2. Can not be jobless
3. Has to have some goals and ambitions
4. Must drive a car at least 5 years or newer
5. Can't do drugs... maybe a little pot here and there but nothing more
6. Has to have a little humor about him
7. Has to be somewhat interested in spending time outdoors
8. Can NOT wear tapered leg jeans!!!!
Is that really a hard list to measure up to? My friends back home tell me that I have set my standards way too high and that I will never get married. My philosophy is I'd rather be single and happy than married and miserable though. Ricky keeps saying he is going to hook me up with some of his guy friends, but that might be kind of scary if they are like him... I told him they must have a facebook page I can stalk at least a week before going on any dates!
My only other new news is that I am going puppy shopping soon. I decided that dogs are better than people and maybe a dog will help clean up all of Ricky's late night stripper food messes!
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